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Did you grow up on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You remind me of my little toe… because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice ass!”
What do you like for breakfast?
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I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
You know what I really like in a girl? My dick
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
F*ck me if I’m wrong, but we have plans to have sex tonight – (checkmate)
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
F*ck me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
I’m going to make you breakfast – Omelette you suck this…
Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you have my privates standing at attention
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
There will only be 6 planets left after I destroy Uranus